NFL Week 1 picks and score predictions: Seahawks destroy Patriots in Super Bowl rematch, Rams prevail

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Season 14 of my NFL picks!

I know, I know. I can't believe I'm still around, either. At some point, I'll retire or be forced into retirement, and when that happens, the first thing I'm going to do is buy a 49ers helmet so I can take it with me to the beach.

Why would I need a 49ers helmet at the beach? I think we all know the answer to that.

Fake 49ers player Daejon Love posted practice drills at the beach and always made sure to carry a 49ers helmet with him everywhere.He scammed women out of $1.8 million by pretending to play for the 49ers. pic.twitter.com/HRkxesbQNe

I mean, just look at those routes. If the NFL ever decides to create an entire team out of only fake football players on Instagram, Daejon Love will be a first-round pick. I don't know why anyone would ever create an entire team out of fake football players on Instagram, but I've seen crazier things happen on social media, so I'm not going to pretend like it can't happen.

If the 49ers put as much effort into this season as Daejon Love did into scamming people…

Original source: https://www.cbssports.com/